Category: Stand-up Comedy

July To People, To Spare Their Feelings.

I’m so fucking CLEVER! Can we take a cleaver to clever? Clever will do, at times, for the easily amused. But clever also kills. Lately, racists are being Ku Klux Klever. I would never sever clever. Seems we’ve reverted to quip, that stings like the snap of a whip. See, it’s so easy to be Read More …

Self Proclaimed Twitter Win!

To be a total braggart, I called it that Kanye would implode at the Grammys! Well, me and I’m sure a few million other folk…but to highlight MY MEness, All you have to do is visit MY Twitter page! Three nights ago, while avoiding real life responsibilities, I decided to numb my panic over the Read More …

Cue the Theme Music

January 12, 2015 10:03am This is the first blog of the year. Like most of my self appointed writing assignments, it is met with great resistance…but you’re reading it now, so…I won! F U resistance! Today is one of those special days to be an actor because I am ‘On Avail’ for a commercial. ‘On Read More …

‘Tis The Season To Use Reason

Thursday, December 4th, 2014 3:10pm At this point, our America is stunned to angry to numb regarding the recent grand jury decisions to not prosecute police officers for their use of excessive force. I’m too tired to exchange words on Facebook with my conservative “friends”. It’s pointless when we can’t even agree on a common Read More …

Grow-vember and An End to ‘Shavery’

Sunday, November 2nd, 2014 October blossomed into a month of pride, nostalgia and remembrance. The Royals went the distance in the World Series, and although they did not win the very statue, they did manage to win the hearts and minds of a world full of baseball fans who were reminded that this can be, Read More …

October Blues

Wednesday, October 1st, 2014 8:30PST The Royals are in the Playoffs! This hasn’t happened since 1985. I was 13. I got to go to the very last post season game then, which was Game 7 of the ‘I-70’ series. Game 7 wasn’t supposed to happen, in the regard that Game 6 was pretty sewn up Read More …

Septembers to Remember…s

9/2/14 12:40p If an entire month could take a ‘Mulligan’ I elect August of 2014. So many not great things happened all month long, world wide, that one might believe that they have a front row seat to the Apocalypse.  Scary. I did what I could to make the best of it. I got out Read More …

Hot August Nights!

It’s exactly 1:11pm on Monday August 4th, 2014! Just days from now I have TWO practically back to back shows at Flapper’s in Burbank 8/8 and 8/10 both at 7pm. Both in the Yoo Hoo Room.  So I got that going for me! I love going to Flapper’s. They love having me, I think. July Read More …

Cancer, Baby!

Hello people! Summer is here. July is my birthday month, and I usually treat everyday of that month like my birthday. I ended June with ‘The Crispy Comedy Show” at the Universal Bar and Grill, with host Chris Putro. I was really happy to grab that booking. The show has great word of mouth among Read More …