I’m so fucking CLEVER! Can we take a cleaver to clever? Clever will do, at times, for the easily amused. But clever also kills. Lately, racists are being Ku Klux Klever. I would never sever clever. Seems we’ve reverted to quip, that stings like the snap of a whip. See, it’s so easy to be Read More …
Tag: comedy
Self Proclaimed Twitter Win!
To be a total braggart, I called it that Kanye would implode at the Grammys! Well, me and I’m sure a few million other folk…but to highlight MY MEness, All you have to do is visit MY Twitter page! Three nights ago, while avoiding real life responsibilities, I decided to numb my panic over the Read More …
Roll the Opening Credits
Thursday, February 5th, 2015 Before I forget to mention it I have a show tonight in LA at The World Famous Comedy Store in the Belly Room at 8pm. The C Word Show has wonderful hosts, a great line-up and it’s usually packed! $5 and a two drink minimum. Stop by, won’t you. Well, it’s Read More …
Cue the Theme Music
January 12, 2015 10:03am This is the first blog of the year. Like most of my self appointed writing assignments, it is met with great resistance…but you’re reading it now, so…I won! F U resistance! Today is one of those special days to be an actor because I am ‘On Avail’ for a commercial. ‘On Read More …
‘Tis The Season To Use Reason
Thursday, December 4th, 2014 3:10pm At this point, our America is stunned to angry to numb regarding the recent grand jury decisions to not prosecute police officers for their use of excessive force. I’m too tired to exchange words on Facebook with my conservative “friends”. It’s pointless when we can’t even agree on a common Read More …
Grow-vember and An End to ‘Shavery’
Sunday, November 2nd, 2014 October blossomed into a month of pride, nostalgia and remembrance. The Royals went the distance in the World Series, and although they did not win the very statue, they did manage to win the hearts and minds of a world full of baseball fans who were reminded that this can be, Read More …
October Blues
Wednesday, October 1st, 2014 8:30PST The Royals are in the Playoffs! This hasn’t happened since 1985. I was 13. I got to go to the very last post season game then, which was Game 7 of the ‘I-70’ series. Game 7 wasn’t supposed to happen, in the regard that Game 6 was pretty sewn up Read More …
Cancer, Baby!
Hello people! Summer is here. July is my birthday month, and I usually treat everyday of that month like my birthday. I ended June with ‘The Crispy Comedy Show” at the Universal Bar and Grill, with host Chris Putro. I was really happy to grab that booking. The show has great word of mouth among Read More …
May Cray! June Boom!
Happy Hump Month! It’s June, and we are approaching the halfway mark of 2014 already. For most of the country the year is just beginning, because you can finally get out of the house without a surprise ice storm putting a damper on that picnic, at least for the next few months. May was crazy-busy-filled with Read More …
What I Learned in April and Other Revelations
I’ll give you an overview of the month since I’m rather resistant to write this anyway. What I ‘Should have done’ (from the Catholic Latin shudacudawuda meaning to use your head dummy) was update my blog as I completed each show. I didn’t because April got busy. GOOD BUSY. I booked a commercial dammit! I biked Read More …